Obvious Signs Guys Missed From Girls

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mattstaff
Mar 3, 2020 3:00 PM EST

Someone on AskReddit asked for girls to share their experiences with putting out signals to guys who just missed them. Some dudes are more clueless than others. Maybe they're lost in thought, and to such an extent, and with so many assumptions about what could happen, that they're missing what's going on right in front of them. 

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  • 01
    Text - Text - Emily704 • 12h Sat on his lap. He got up and found me a chair. Thanks, Andrew.
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    Text - Text - sunshinetrans • 17h Once i invited someone to take a bath with me and like three weeks later they were like "wait, were you flirting with me?" lol
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    Text - Text - Pineapples4Rent • 14h 1 Award My now-Fiancé told me he liked me, and I told him I wanted to get to know him. We went on a date and at the end of the night we kissed and arranged a second date. I told him later that night that I liked him back. After a few days he messaged me "but do you mean like as a friend or do we like each other the same way? l'm sorry but you have to spell it out for me. I don't want to get the wrong impression".
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    Text - Text - YoulsSoGullible10 • 13h With my boyfriend, on our first date he didn't give me a kiss and left and I just said, "what, no kiss?" And he just awkwardly laughed and walked away. I thought I blew it or something. Second date he asked me to his apartment, I asked if I could take my pants off since they were uncomfortable and we laid on the bed watching a movie. I had my leg over his body and left leaning in close for a kiss, and he didn't kiss me. He finally kissed me when I was about
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    Text - jongon832 • 15h I'ma guy, l'll give you one from middle school. 7th grade me, talking to a bunch of kids on the last day of school, including a cute 8th grade girl who I had gym with. As I leave, she yells, "HEY, JONGON832! I DONT HAVE YOUR NUMBER!!!", to which I reply," YEA, I DONT HAVE YOURS EITHER! BYE!!". Im going to lie and say I instantly regretted it.
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    Text - Text - sweetstardustt • 16h F 1 Award I literally told him “I think you're cute we should date" and he didn't even blink. Fast forward 4 years and he text me if I was serious back then I said yes then he felt like an idiot because he had a huge crush on me too. We're best friends now tho.
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    Text - Text - Aubsedobs • 13h Told the guy I liked (now my boyfriend) that I was single and was looking for a boyfriend, and he just went "oh have fun, that's always difficult" then later in the conversation I ended up calling him hot and boyfriend material (yeah bad joke I know) and he was like "haha thanks" Three hours afterwards he texted me and was like "WAIT WERE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME" Now we're dating and I like to tease him about his constant obliviousness
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    Text - Text - paxtonious • 16h W 1 Award After a class in university a girl who I had already pointed out to a friend (I thought she was hot), came up to me and said" your name's so and so, you're in my class, how did you get so smart?" | was stunned. Like a deer in headlights. I replied, "I watch a lot of tv."
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    Text - Text - lovebite29192• 16h There were rumors in my store that I liked one guy and that he liked me back but we were too stupid to admit it to each other. One day I was feed up with all of this and decide to take action, so in front of everyone I shouted at him from the opposite side of the department "ehi name I like you ok?" He turned and shouted back "thank you". We dated for 3 months, then we broke up.
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    Text - Text - Namoric • 15h F 4 Awards Girl I worked with when I was 18 or 19, ran her finger up and down the button-up shirt seam where the buttons are, said, "I always wanted to ride in a mustang" (I owned a classic one, 1965) and I was like, "OH CooL! Yeah that'd be fun, I can give you a lift home after work if you want" and then I did and she was all, "You want to come up and watch a movie?" and that's when I hit DEEP clueless nerd and said "I would, but I'm meeting some friends to play D&D"
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    Text - Text - jjrozay • 14h Guy here. Sophomore year of college, me and this girl had an economics class where every week we had to take those little 10 question quizzes. One day we're walking out together and she goes "I found all the answers to the quizzes on Quizlet. l'd send em to you, but I don't have your number" and I said "Oh, they're on quizlet huh?" and walked off towards my next class.
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    Text - Text - risexile • 14h Not so much that he didn't get it, as that he was just very innocent and adorable. Back in middle school we were hanging out and I said, "If you were to kiss me right now, I wouldn't stop you." To which he opened his eyes wide and said "What really?!" I nodded and he kissed me on the cheek and blushed. Nothing came of it, but years later he mentioned that he realized what I meant a few days after our hangout and was so embarrassed, he assumed he had missed his chance
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    Text - Text - hokeyWB • 12h I had the opposite once... I went on a date with a pretty young lady who, after desert, leaned forward and asked me in a quiet tone if I would like to go back to her place and play her Mandolin. Then she meant it. I got a free 30-minute Mandolin lesson.
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    Text - Text - AspieAsshole • 16h I had a female acquaintance I got high and watched movies with, she came over in a sheer tank top and no bra. I took no hints, and kept my eyes on her face because my mommy taught me not to stare. I think she got fed up, because I did not see her again after that.
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    Text - Text - HodorsGiantSchlong • 16h I'm not a girl, but the idiot guy. I had just met the best friend of my best mates girlfriend. She got more physical throughout the night to a point where she was constantly touching me, and while we were at a strip club (her idea) she suggested we leave as my best mate and his girlfriend had disappeared. We were both a bit drunk at this point and decided to get a cab home. When the cab pulled up at her place she asked if I wanted to stay the night and she
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    Text - efan9411 • 16h I grabbed his arm as we walked out during the fire drill (pretending to be scared). And told him I loved holding him and it made me so much more comfortable. He said he was glad and we never talked after
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    Text - Text - dastretcha • 14h Guy here. For my 21st I went out drinking til 5am with friends. I left a diner at 6am with a friend. We decided to walk back to his place to crash and met a woman along the way. She was walking alone and for some reason felt cool with walking with two guys. Turns out she lived 2 blocks away from my buddy. Got her to her door and she asked for my number and said we should hang out. I drunkenly decided I wanted to watch the sunrise. As soon as I got to my buddy's pla
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    Text - Text - factualmistakes • 12h I would cuddle up to him, sit on his lap, straight up flirt with him. I had to tell him I liked him. He still seemed confused. We're expecting our first child so I think it turned out well in the end.
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    Text - Text - messidude • 17h A girl who had just broken with her boyfriend(who was also a friend) told me the following within 2 days of each other and my dense mind didnt notice. The first thing she said was oh my friends think I should have dated you not him and I replied thats hilarious. 2 days later she goes my mom thinks we would have make a better pair than my Ex and I. My amazing brain decides to say oh thats so nice of her and also btw can you set me up with your friend "x" . Feel like
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    Text - DamnedDeity • 18h I said "You look hot, are you single?" He just said "Thanks! I am single!" Then walked away...
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    Text - FakingGumption • 12h Asked him to adjust my bra strap. He did very shakily and then patted it down like "all done."
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    Text - Text - arfbrookwood • 17h I am a guy but I did have something like this happen to me. I was on a long bus trip with my school and the whole time down to Florida a girl from the front of the bus kept looking back at me. When we got to this vacation place we were going to, her friend found me the next day and told me that this girl wanted me to put suntan lotion on her back. So I was like OK and went over there and kind of glopped some on and rubbed it in a little bit and said is that OK an
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